Full-Time Ramen Eater

Because life costs too much—and this still hits.

Bills are high. Energy is low. Ramen is the only constant. This tee is your edible resignation letter to adulthood, featuring vintage diner-style lettering and a bowl of comfort disguised as sodium therapy. For the emotionally cooked and financially boiled—wear it like your last meal comes in packs of six.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your bank account. Tumble dry low, just like your standards.