Full-Time Ramen Eater

Benefits package includes ramen.

Forty hours a week and somehow the noodles are still carrying the team. This distressed retro tee serves equal parts comfort food and economic commentary for anyone whose budget spreadsheet looks like a crime scene.

Built for the overworked, underpaid, and emotionally al dente, it's the perfect uniform for surviving another meeting that could've been an email. Denied by default. Don't even.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like your bank account. Tumble dry low, just like your standards.