Happy to F*ck You Off
Earth Black / S
$49.99
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Happy to F*ck You Off
$49.99
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Looks friendly. Acts feral.
Don’t trust the smile—this little menace is one serotonin crash away from DEFCON 4. The Happy to F*ck You Off Hoodie mixes vintage cartoon charm with a built-in middle finger, serving equal parts “aww” and “absolutely not.”
Soft fleece keeps it nap-worthy, while the cheeky graphic makes it the perfect petty armor for family dinners, office parties, or any event you regret saying yes to.
Fit Tip: Size down for a clean, sharp fit. Go regular if you want it oversized, like your tolerance for BS.
📏 Size chart below—because cuteness doesn’t excuse bad math.
Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your tone when someone pushes too far. Tumble dry low or hang it up. No pampering—this hoodie doesn’t need it.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |