Happy to F*ck You Off
S / Earth Black
$44.99
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Happy to F*ck You Off
$44.99
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Looks friendly. Acts feral.
Don’t be fooled by the smile—this little guy’s one serotonin crash away from DEFCON 4. The “Happy to F*ck You Off” Crewneck pairs vintage cartoon sweetness with a built-in middle finger, making it the perfect blend of “aww” and “absolutely not.” Soft Tourbillon fleece makes it cozy enough to nap in, while the cheeky graphic makes it petty enough to wear to family dinners.
Fit Tip: Size down for a clean, sharp fit. Go regular if you want it oversized, like your tolerance for BS.
📏 Size chart below, because cuteness doesn’t excuse poor math.
Care Instructions
Wash it cold, like your tone when someone pushes too far. Tumble dry low or hang it up—just don’t baby it, it doesn’t deserve pampering.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |