Hello, I’m Antisocial

Warning: Will not engage.

Bold enough to say what your social battery’s been screaming for years. This sticker doesn’t do small talk, networking events, or forced fun. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, or anything else that deserves a warning label. Because sometimes the best connection is Wi-Fi and silence.

Care Instructions:
Glossy. Waterproof. Top-rack dishwasher safe—but let’s be real, if you’re truly antisocial, you’re not sharing that mug anyway. Handwash to keep the edge extra sharp.