Homer Certified

When “fine” is your final form.

This is the official stamp of “whatever, man.” Perfect for half-finished essays, mid-tier ideas in brainstorm meetings, or anything that just needs to be technically acceptable. Whether you’re coasting through credits or clocking in on autopilot, this sticker’s got your back with a big ol’ thumbs-up and zero actual effort. It’s not excellence — it’s existence.

Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — like your excuses. Won’t peel under pressure, even if you do.