I Hear Voices

They said what I couldn’t — and they don’t like you either.

Perfect for the delightfully unhinged, the socially overcooked, and anyone who’s ever mentally roundhouse-kicked someone mid-conversation. This sticker is equal parts cute and cursed — a warning label dressed like a vibe. Great for laptops, notebooks, or anywhere unsolicited conversations go to die. Passive-aggression? No. This is spiritually aggressive.

Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — because the voices said so. Sticks harder than your trust issues and stays loud in silence.