Johnny Laser
Johnny Laser
One man. One mission. Zero interest in backup.
Johnny Laser does not wait, coordinate, or care. This graphic hits like a transmission from a future where teamwork failed and one pissed-off operator handled it. Distressed, high-impact artwork brings that retro sci-fi chaos straight to your chest. Built on breathable Tourbillon fleece that holds up through burnout, bad moods, and repeat wear. Anti-pill, shrink-resistant, and ready for solo missions only.
Alone, armed, and over it.
Fit Tip: Size down if you want it fitted and mission-ready. Stay true to size for that oversized, lone operative energy that does not wait for backup.
📏 Size chart below. Get it wrong and Johnny Laser is not circling back for you.
Care Instructions
Wash cold. This is not a team effort. Tumble dry low unless you want to sabotage your own gear.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |