Nowhere Fast: Berlin

All roads lead to overthinking.

Nowhere Fast: Berlin is for the emotionally disoriented and beautifully lost. This 1:1 city grid canvas doesn’t just map a place—it mirrors your brain mid-breakdown: complicated, tangled, and somehow still functional. Wrapped in cool navy and bone-white chaos, it’s the perfect wall piece for anyone who’s been to Berlin (or just felt like Berlin).

Berlin’s entire layout = your current mental state.

Product Features

• Premium 100% polyester canvas—textured for tactical disorientation.
• 0.75” pinewood frame—sturdy enough to hold all this directional chaos.
• High-definition print that turns navigation into an emotional sport.
• Comes in 8x8 or 12x12—square, unlike your sense of direction.
• Does not include mounting hardware. You’ll have to figure that out—like everything else.

Care Instructions
Wipe gently with a clean, damp cloth. No harsh scrubbing—Berlin’s already been through enough.