Please Hesitate to Reach Out

Reach out and get ignored in real time.

The most professional way to say “don’t.” This sticker is a full-time boundary in part-time font — perfect for your laptop, water bottle, or soul-sucking workspace. It’s giving “open door policy” with the door locked and the lights off. For those who communicate best via sarcasm, email auto-replies, and selective visibility.

Care Instructions:
Top-rack dishwasher safe — because cleaning this sticker is easier than cleaning up your inbox. Keeps its cool even when you don't.