Psychic Hotline (Closed for the Day)
Earth Black / S
$49.99
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Psychic Hotline (Closed for the Day)
$49.99
$9.99 Shipping Canada Wide
Your future? Cozy, sarcastic, slightly doomed.
Step right up—your destiny’s stitched in fleece. The Psychic Hotline Hoodie channels vintage fortune-teller vibes with its crystal ball, tarot hands, and an all-seeing eye that already knows you’re emotionally drained.
Perfect for mystics, skeptics, and anyone who wants their aura wrapped in softness while the universe keeps stress-testing them.
The cards say: soft fleece. The stars say: zero f*cks.
Fit Tip: Size down if you want your fate snug. Go regular for that oversized “witch at rest” fit.
📏 Size chart below—because even chaos comes with measurements.
Care Instructions
Wash cold like your next romance. Tumble dry low or hang dry—it won’t matter, the stars already know you’ll forget.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |