Red Scare, Don’t Care
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$2.25
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Red Scare, Don’t Care
$2.25
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Not a comrade — just don’t want to hang out.
You’re not plotting a revolution — you’re dodging small talk. For those who’d rather be left the hell alone than misjudged by boomers with Facebook degrees in politics. Bold. Blunt. Unapologetically antisocial.
Care Instructions:
Glossy and waterproof like your exit strategy. Slap it on a bottle, a laptop, or your emotional armor. Handwash for staying power — but it’ll survive your top-rack escape plan too.