Reply Hazy, Try Later

Catching your coffee drips and crushing your hope.

Your cup holder deserves an attitude upgrade. This soapstone car coaster channels classic Magic 8-Ball energy — snarky, unpredictable, and low-key judging your life choices. Absorbent and durable, it catches spills, drips, and whatever emotional residue comes with your morning commute. Perfect for anyone whose drive-time vibe is “maybe I’ll get there… maybe not.”

Product features

• Comes as a set of 2 for added convenience
• All coasters in a set feature the same vibrant design
• Features a matte finish for an upscale look
• Effectively absorbs condensation to keep surfaces dry
• Made of 100% soapstone, designed to fit most vehicle drink holders

Care instructions
Wipe clean. Do not use to predict your ETA — it’s not that kind of magic.