Retired Porn Star
S / Earth Caramel
$37.99
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Retired Porn Star
$37.99
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Some careers deserve a graceful exit.
Maybe you left the industry. Maybe the industry left you. Either way, retirement looks good on you. The Retired Porn Star Tee is for anyone with a colourful past, a questionable résumé, or enough confidence to let strangers invent the rest. Wear it proudly, answer absolutely nothing, and enjoy watching people decide whether they actually want the backstory. You’ve done your time.
Now you’re just here for the benefits.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Keep it clean between performances. Nobody likes a dirty comeback.