Roswell: We Know the Truth

Worn by truth-seekers. Denied by officials.

TOP SECRET // EYES ONLY. July 1947 wasn’t weather balloons—it was cover-up. The Roswell: We Know the Truth Hoodie drops with distressed saucer artwork and a coupe mid–“recovery operation.” For the record: the UFO didn’t take the car. That was the FBI.

Wear it like contraband intel—soft enough to slip past security, loud enough to get you flagged. This isn’t merch. It’s a leak stitched in fleece.

Fit Tip – TOP SECRET // CLEARANCE REQUIRED

• Size down for a field-ready, tailored operative fit.
• Stay true-to-size for that undercover-in-a-diner silhouette.
• Oversize it if you want comfort levels above clearance limits.

📏 Size chart below—because even classified ops need measurements.

Handling Protocol – LEVEL 4
Wash cold to preserve evidence. Tumble dry low or hang dry to maintain operational integrity. No bleach, no softener, no foreign chemicals. Remove promptly from dryer to avoid wrinkles, suspicion, or compromised fleece.

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