Sincerely Yours

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Sincerely Yours is for those moments when someone mistakes your patience for agreement, your silence for approval, or your professionalism for weakness. Featuring a sharply dressed monkey delivering a response that requires no further explanation, this design celebrates the art of setting expectations with absolute clarity.

Made from a soft vintage-feel 60/40 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking Comfort Dry technology, this tee is built for meetings that should have been emails, conversations that should have never happened, and opinions that should have stayed inside someone's head. The sustainable ClearPoly® dye process creates zero product waste and uses zero water, while anti-pill fabric and reduced shrinkage help ensure your position remains unchanged.

Cordially, get bent.

Care Instructions
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low. Failure to follow instructions will be acknowledged with the same level of concern shown elsewhere in this design.