Stay in Your Lane

Warning label for the clueless.

The Stay in Your Lane Hoodie isn’t advice—it’s a directive. Distressed red circle, dead-eyed car front, and a phrase that doubles as both road rage and life policy.

Wear it like body armor against unsolicited opinions, fake expertise, and anyone who thinks one Google search makes them a surgeon. This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s your out-of-office reply to humanity.

Fit Tip: Size down for a sharp, cut-the-bullsh*t fit. Stick with your usual for oversized “say it louder for the people in back” energy.
📏 Size chart below—because even rebellion comes in sizes.

Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your patience. Tumble dry low, or hang dry if you’re feeling saintly. No bleach. No second explanations.