Stay in Your Lane
S / Earth Black
$44.99
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Stay in Your Lane
$44.99
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Warning label for the clueless.
The Stay in Your Lane Crewneck isn’t advice—it’s a goddamn directive. Distressed red circle, dead-eyed car front, and a phrase that doubles as both road rage and life policy. Wear it like body armor against unsolicited opinions, fake expertise, and anyone who thinks their Google search makes them a surgeon. This isn’t just a sweatshirt. It’s your out-of-office reply to humanity.
Fit Tip: Size down for a sharp, cut-the-bullsh*t fit. Stick with your usual if you’re going for oversized “say it louder for the people in back” vibes.
📏 Size chart below—because all love fits.
Care Instructions
Wash cold, like your patience. Tumble dry low—or hang dry if you’re feeling saintly. Do not bleach. Do not explain yourself twice.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |