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Sunset Abduction
$44.99
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When the sky goes red, it’s already too late.
The Sunset Abduction Crewneck is part alien prophecy, part roadside Americana fever dream. A distressed graphic of a UFO frozen mid-beam against a dying sun—reminding us that whether they’re saving us or studying us, resistance is pointless. Built on soft fleece for end-of-days comfort, it’s the uniform for truth-seekers, doomsday preppers, and anyone tired of pretending we’re alone.
Fit Tip: Size down for “classified test subject” fit. Stick with your usual for that relaxed “take me as I am, aliens” drape.
📏 Size chart below—because guessing wrong and blaming the dryer is so last season.
Care Instructions
Wash cold like the dark side of the moon. Tumble dry low—or hang dry, if you think you’ll survive the night.
| Size | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
| Chest | 34"-36" | 38"-40" | 42"-44" | 46"-48" | 50"-52" |
| Waist | 29"-32" | 32"-35" | 35"-38" | 38"-41" | 41"-44" |
| Sleeve Length | 32"-33 1/2" | 34"-35" | 35"-36" | 36"-37" | 37"-38" |