Surf & Detach

Catch waves, not feelings.

This isn’t your typical beach bum tee—it’s burnout surfwear for people who ride emotional waves like pros and wipe out on purpose. With vintage color-blocked typography and a surfer navigating a literal typography tsunami, this shirt screams “mentally elsewhere, physically on board.” Perfect for those who ghost their group chat and their responsibilities in one smooth paddle out.

Care Instructions
Wash cold like ocean therapy. Tumble dry low, because good vibes shrink too.