The Don of Za
2x2 / Single
$2.25
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The Don of Za
$2.25
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Respect the crust. Or sleep with the anchovies.
He ain’t just any slice—he’s the slice. The capo of carbs. The godfather of grease. Rockin’ his fedora, shades, and twin heaters, this pie rolls deep and talks louder than your Nonna. Step outta line, and you’re gettin’ whacked faster than a cold calzone in July. So next time someone tests your patience, let this wiseguy do the talkin’.
Care Instructions:
Glossy. Waterproof. Top-rack dishwasher safe—but if you really love it, give it a gentle hand wash. Keeps the shine sharp and the sass long-lasting. Respect the sticker, capisce?