The Judgmental Cats Club

Soft on your feet. Harsh on your choices.

Welcome to the Judgemental Cats Club—population: you and every bad decision you’ve ever made. These aren’t your average cute kitty socks. These little furballs have seen your texts, your situationships, your 3 a.m. Amazon orders—and they did not approve.

Packed with unblinking side-eyes and emotionally unavailable energy, these socks are basically wearable red flags (but, like, the cute kind). Cozy, cushioned, and silently judging your every move—just like a real cat would.

If you're into brutal honesty wrapped in fluff, these socks are your new spirit animal.

Product Features

• Crew length fit for maximum sass exposure
• All-over print that won’t fade under pressure
• Soft and stretchy fabric that hugs like your favorite gossip session
• Reinforced heel & toe (because life comes at you fast)
• Cushioned bottoms for extra support when stomping out nonsense

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach (duh)
• Do not tumble dry (keep that drama low heat)
• Do not iron (unless you're into meltdowns)
• Do not dry clean (save the fancy for your attitude)