Violent Acts of Love

If the world won’t get better, I’ll puke it prettier.

This unicorn isn’t here for sparkles and daydreams — it’s pissed. It’s feral. And it’s projectile-puking pure love across the apocalypse. This is what happens when you’re so full of rage and rainbows you can't hold it in. Stick it where the world needs a punch of beauty and a throatful of glitter-coated defiance.

Care Instructions:
It’s top-rack dishwasher safe — because fury this fabulous doesn’t flinch under pressure. Just don’t wipe off the love too fast. Let it crust. Let it cure. Let it burn into your soul like glitter on a dance floor at the end of the world.