Welcome to the Sh*t Show

Front row seat to your own disaster.

Why lie? The vibes are off, the plot is lost, and you’re still showing up — barely. This sticker is a brutally honest welcome mat for disaster zones dressed as “normal life.” Stick it wherever the chaos hits hardest: laptop, forehead, inbox, family functions. Bonus points if you slap it on a mirror and nod silently.

Care Instructions:
Takes heat better than your group text. Top-rack dishwasher safe — because even the mess deserves to shine under pressure. Don’t baby it. This sticker came to ride the wreckage.